Naming Ceremony Organizer Prints

Launching a Ship.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Not guilty?"

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Baby name suggestions.

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

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The Aisle

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

Naming that Impala

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Workplace Confidentiality.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'Don't over-think it, just go with the moment...ok, maybe a little thinking...'

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

Beer Cannon

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."