Naming Ceremony Organizer Mugs

Launching a Ship.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Not guilty?"

Baby name suggestions.

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'They call it the people dance.'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

Naming that Impala

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

The Aisle

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Workplace Confidentiality.

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

'I'll keep my remarks brief.'

'But how could me speaking at the Secret New Products Seminar break our Confidentiality Agreement?'

"The couple will now exchange vows they wrote themselves, because I guess mine weren't good enough, but, whatever, let's see what you've got."

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Beer Cannon

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"