Name Transformers Pillows

'My name was actually Smithkowicz, but they heaven-ized it to Smith.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'If you could learn to open up a little, you might make a few more sales.'

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

'I see Wavecrest's changed hands...'

"From now on, I'd prefer to be called the Venti Dipper."

"Of course, after I became a PETA member I had to get rid of the heads."

A little powder and a little paint makes a girl what she ain't!

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

TV Screen Portal

Caterpillar emerges from cocoon as a 'Super Butterfly'.

Ulia Timoshenko

Man tries on cape

'Man, I need to update my business.'

"But hey, all my new friends call me Denise now...it's my middle name."

Give me a sign that you're making your overgrown garden more attractive! I was about to! Good! Not what I was hoping for! Backyard wildlife sanctuary.

Ta-da! Butterfly Magician.

"Why did she have to kiss me?"

"I'm a banker, but I transcend my genre."

'I've decided I want a Dalmatian now...!'

'Could I change the name of Apt. 4B to 'Windemere Acres'?'

"Rather than fork out for personalised number plates, I'd just like to change my name to..."

'There HAS to more to life than this!!'