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'I lost my name tag at my self-discovery class!'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Evolution.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Cellphone Islands

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

WiFi Signals

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

The World Wide Web.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Now you can send it."

Computer monitor for a head.

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Office Meeting

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'To cut back on traveling expenses, we're going to start sending you out as an e-mail attachment.'