Name Joker Prints

"I'm not looking for someone like her...just someone with the same name."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'How about a game of cards?'

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

Photobooth Photobomb

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"A little under done?"

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

'It just doesn't get any beta than this.'

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

Here lies BoBo the Clown

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

Toilet humour

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Keats's heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains his sense.

'Good book?'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

'You again? OK, pal... I'm deleting you and this time you're going to stay deleted!' ~ the screen saver of Dorian Gray.

Skywriter's Block

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'Don't worry, you're a politician. You'll have no trouble pleading insanity.'

No infrastructure problem here

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."