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'For God's sake, just pick one! I'm nearly seventeen!'

How did you get the name Twig? My mom said I was the first twig off the family tree. It stuck. West Fester High School. Do you get weird reactions? Yeah. But don't you get weird reactions to Ingrid? What's weird about being named after my German granny? Umm...I'm not supposed to be surprised, am I? Not if you're named after a tree.

"I hereby name thee 'Tissue Paperman'."

'If it wasn't a conspiracy, how come Lee Harvey Oswald is named after two rabbits?'

PERSONNEL, 'This is terribly embarrassing -- I've been married so many times, I've forgotten my maiden name.'

'I was named after my maternal grandfather, but my username is my own creation.'

"This web site tells you what your name means. Baldo means bold, brave and honorable."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

'Maths is fun!'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Whatever he's eating.'