Name Explorer T-Shirts

'For God's sake, just pick one! I'm nearly seventeen!'

"I hereby name thee 'Tissue Paperman'."

'If it wasn't a conspiracy, how come Lee Harvey Oswald is named after two rabbits?'

PERSONNEL, 'This is terribly embarrassing -- I've been married so many times, I've forgotten my maiden name.'

'I was named after my maternal grandfather, but my username is my own creation.'

"This web site tells you what your name means. Baldo means bold, brave and honorable."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Ooo! The dog food sounds good! ... mind you, I always have that at home.'

"I'm still pre-literate."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Maths is fun!'

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

Coffee Menu

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."