Name-based Navigators Pillows

'I'm sorry, but I just think our lifelong friendship was built on being next to each other alphabetically, and now that I've married, well...'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I am not asking for directions."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"You are here"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Set sail

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

Celestial Navigation