Namaste Nailer Mugs

Enlightened Cursing

I quilt therefore I am

Tool Box

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

Knitting is Knirvana.

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

The Yachtsman

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

Multitasking

Maid with her sewing basket

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Bridge Repairs

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

Porcupine Acupuncture

'Not again?!! A perfectly good game spoilt by dirty fingernails.'

Old Scientist.

"I got a manicure."

Pile of Music Notes

'We're cutting staff - I'll keep your details on our file.'

'Coward!'

'Barbers without borders'

'i know its traditional, and I'm sure I look gorgeous, but this hairstyle makes me feel like a chump...'

'Try wetting the thread.'