Nail-biting Delegate Prints

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

'Dog eat dog.'

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

"You're late, Myers!"

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

National corporate ladder of success monument.

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

"It's not that you're a failure. It's that you completely lack the capacity for success."

Meetings

'Ed here has some sort of problem with his membership on the visitation committee, Reverend.'

Reality home-improvement show.

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

Can you get out blood stains? I had a rather contentious board meeting today.

The end of boardroom table establishes independence

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.