Nail-biting Delegate Mugs

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"I'm Jackson, your new micro-manager."

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

'Dog eat dog.'

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

"It's strictly business. Please don't take your financial ruin personally."

Executive puts on brave face for board meeting.

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

"You're late, Myers!"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

Meetings

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

Reality home-improvement show.

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

Can you get out blood stains? I had a rather contentious board meeting today.

'Ed here has some sort of problem with his membership on the visitation committee, Reverend.'

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

The Job Interview