Nagged But Not Stirred T-Shirts

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog lover

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"You've already been for a walk."

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Good boy

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

Cruel Pet Tricks

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

"He's in a critical condition"

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

Dog.

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'

"Good dog!"

'We made a diagnosis! He needs a larger doghouse!'

Parping dog.

"You used to have a funny little laugh, Marshall. What happened to your funny little laugh."

'Actually, I'm more a boy's best friend than man's best friend.'

'Whenever Phil goes away in the car without him, it's sulk, sulk, sulk.'

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."