N/a Gifts

"I tried working at home, but my wife didn't like me performing colonoscopies in the dining room."

"I'm looking for voter feedback. Tell me what I need to say to get re-elected, and I'll say it!"

"Why do they do that?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Three more years of high school."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Dog walking Human.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Super Dog'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Happy Hour

Sheep dog late for work

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Lumbar support animal

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Dogs