Mythology Mystics Mugs

"I didn't know my eyebrows looked like that."

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"We only got six days of funding."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Tut and Carmen.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Bacchus.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus