Mythological Storyteller Gifts

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"We only got six days of funding."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Eat my dust!"

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Phoenix

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

Santa CGI Effect

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

Fairy tale

fairy tales

Witch dice.

Europa takes a selfie

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

Eurydice in prison

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

What happens on Noah's Ark stays on Noah's Ark.

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Whale Cupid: The Whale world's version of Cupid using a high-powered Harpoon as a Bow and arrow.

Alternative Big Bang Theory.

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

'He was brought by the stork.'