Mythical Timekeeper T-Shirts

Sundial watch...

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

A watch face with Stonehenge

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"It's time to wake up!"

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Outstanding Time Management

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"I charge by the grain."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Policeman's face reveals clock.

Do' you have the time?'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'