Mythical Timekeeper T-Shirts

Sundial watch...

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"It's time to wake up!"

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Outstanding Time Management

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I charge by the grain."

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

Do' you have the time?'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."