Mythical Technophile T-Shirts

And on the 7th Day, he put in his bid.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Computer Head

"The record player is skipping again."

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

The Line-up

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

Plugged In

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"I have no problem with A.I."

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."

"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."

Digital Canvas

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

Welcome to Heaven: Please log in, using your password...

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"