Mythical Narrative Fan Prints

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Swiss army knife

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Hot Tub Frosty

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

Going Down?

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

"He's So Your Type."

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"Um, latest update Noah: the Warrumwarbler is now extinct."

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Viking River Raids

"I dropped my goblet!"

HOLY LAND INSURANCE CO. , 'Darn you, Methuselah! -- You've completely

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.