Mythical Mash-up Lover Mugs

'Of course, I'm PETER. Who were you expecting...the Tooth Fairy?'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Popera!

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

Busy mom drops a child off at the kennels and is on her way to dropping the dog off at kindergarten.

For services to Tourism. . .

Octopus Lady

Boxing with your harp

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Robot in Oz.

'Bloomin Hippies!'

'Fiddler on a hot tin roof.'

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

''See, I told you this whole Bigfoot thing was nothing more than an elaborate hoax.''

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

A vampire pounces on Santa as he delivers presents.

Santa Claus

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

"Sorry! There's been some mistake. It's elves we're looking for!...Elves!"

"Grave robbing fiends - recycling body parts in non-recyclable plastic carrier bags!"

"I decided to just bring cats."

Milton reaches the end of the rainbow and finds a pot of diabetic supplies and gold test strips.

'Apparently, he's doing 'the knowledge'.'

Camelot

Moby Poppins

The Spencer Brothers: Heavy Wood or Light Metal?

Noah's Ark Security.

The Frankenstein hog.

"Next, I'd like to do a tribute to Tupac."

Little Lord Fauntleroy of the Flies

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