Musical Mix-up Lover Mugs

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Popera!

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'So, you think you can just waltz right in here and start making movies, Mr, Astaire'

Von Trapp family masks

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

I'd like to donate to your theater, but

Joseph and his coat

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Busy mom drops a child off at the kennels and is on her way to dropping the dog off at kindergarten.

WANTED The Strad Cad

"Looks like Broadway's back."

Thanks for the lift, Nana. Don't get any big ideas about acting. It's just a high school musical. I guess you aren't coming back to see the show. Correct. Tonight! Cats! Spring musical. That's ok. Slam! I'm parking now to get a front row seat!

"Those who can can, dance."

'I'm surprised you don't try the West End,old chap!'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

Jason's fighting style was heavily influenced by his love of West Side Story.

I'm freaking out! Thursday is dress rehearsal. Nerves? Work! I've got a math and history test on Friday. Why did I ever sign up for the spring musical? Because it's fun? West Fester High School. On my college application it'll look like I had fun. It'll go with your "Looks aren't important" essay.

Noel Coward

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

'I delivered him during the second act of Les Miserables. I delivered her during the first act of Phantom of the Opera. This one I deliveried. . .'

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Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Boxing with your harp

ER, The Musical: 'I'm a medic...' 'n' I'm a medic...' 'They're a paramedics!'