Mythical Marine Explorer Pillows

"I still say climate change is a hoax."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Warrior Woman

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Ghostship

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Mummy Beggar

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Nostradamus.

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Freia and her golden apples

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Palm Reader...

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"I have grave news."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Business witch

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Heavenly Ships

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

"The good news is that you'll be immortalized in a world-famous painting. The bad news...your face is stuck like that for life!"