Mythical Magic Seekers T-Shirts

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Emma's Unicorn

Inkwell Genie.

Moon

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

'No you can't keep it!'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Frog Prince

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

Fairy Queen

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

I just knew this would be dull.

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

Ouija board speaks recorded options

Hand emerges from King Arthur's xmas pudding with a coin.

'I see lot's of water...'