Mythical Beast Dreamer Mugs

"So kind of him to let us have the guest ark all to ourselves."

Fishing Tales

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Tourists and their Pets.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Cat king.

Medieval Office Supplies

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'How's that, Umpire?'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

Floating Dragon

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

"Don't forget to put it on the 'grainy' setting!"

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

"What the hell was in that?!"

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

Sleeping Moose

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"Whaddya mean, 'abominable?' - it came 2nd!!!"

Uniporn

'You know, Leon, this is much easier now that they've come out with these convenient pop-tops.'