Mythical Beast Dreamer Mugs

"So kind of him to let us have the guest ark all to ourselves."

Fishing Tales

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Tourists and their Pets.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Cat king.

Medieval Office Supplies

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'How's that, Umpire?'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

Floating Dragon

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

"What the hell was in that?!"

Sleeping Moose

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

"Whaddya mean, 'abominable?' - it came 2nd!!!"

Uniporn

'You know, Leon, this is much easier now that they've come out with these convenient pop-tops.'

'You will be stuck in this crummy job for another 15 years.'

"These 'off the grid' holidays are terrifying."