Myth Seekers Gifts

William Tell

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Inkwell Genie.

Moon

Emma's Unicorn

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'No you can't keep it!'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

Frog Prince

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

"Oh my God! Tinyfoot does exist!"

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

'Must be Pandora's.'