Mystory Enthusiast Prints

"In the flesh? I thought you were apocryphal."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Venus

Vlad the Impala

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Warrior Woman

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Neptune

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."