Mystory Enthusiast Prints

"In the flesh? I thought you were apocryphal."

Shepherd and eurydice

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Venus

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Vlad the Impala

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Here be dragons.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Lesser known greek gods,

Lady of the bath...

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Warrior Woman

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Neptune

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"