Mystics In Modern Dilemmas Prints

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Czarcasm

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Quantum Psychic

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Wikipedia...

"Do you have an appointment?"

God's Phone

Witches of Instagram

"All the celebrities come here."

Nikolay Rerih

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

"You're on mute."

Yogi back in 5.

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Crystal Ball Plug

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Snake with headphones.

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

God's Phone

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

End of world nigh!!!