Mystics In Modern Dilemmas Mugs

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Czarcasm

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Quantum Psychic

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Wikipedia...

"Do you have an appointment?"

God's Phone

"All the celebrities come here."

Witches of Instagram

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

Nikolay Rerih

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

"You're on mute."

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Crystal Ball Plug

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

Snake with headphones.

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

God's Phone

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

End of world nigh!!!

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."