Mystical Pathfinder Mugs

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Hither and Yon sign

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Scurile travels

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Pavement Artist

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

Tourist Directions

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

Unusual Staircase

How?

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

life route

Failure - Success

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

Meaning of Life $5.00

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

'I met that handsome, exciting stranger you warned me about...Now, I want you to tell me when I'll meet him again...'

Tourist Crossroad

'The meaning of life? -- Do you have a need to know?'

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

You Are Here

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

The road less traveled