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Will I ever meet a financial advisor who inerstands my needs and likes the same sports teams I do?

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Investing your savings

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Everything's gone up."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Wait a minute....!

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"Your portfolio is too conservative."

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Snowing Money.

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

'In today's economy, it's important to put some of your money under you mattress and bury some in backyard...'

"There's so much money around now we've started using it as toilet paper."

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

The Speculators

Breaking Through

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

I got the raise

'The financial advisor is here.'

'Stocks rose on news that 'green' - the color of money - is considered environmentally friendly.'

'The big bang theory of creation.'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."