Mystical Humor Appreciator Mugs

Fakir sees in cooler 'Reincarnation Milk'.

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

"My lecture is about our short attention spans and what a lovely day it is I should be walking but tomorrow maybe I’ll cut the grass..."

You will go on a trip.

'You will go 3 for 5 tomorrow.'

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

Man asking lady if she cares for him

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

'Their disability not withstanding she severed their tails.'

"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'