Mystical Gourmets Mugs

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Ghostbasters 3

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

French bread

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"All I've got left is smoked."

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

Eating the Cocktail Olive

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

"How dare you!"

The Ghost of Food

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

Psychic near sign: Madam Zoe. Palms read futures told weather forcasts given.

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

White Water Cookery

"I see an end to the heartache and the thousand natural shocks your flesh is heir to."

'Of course I'm back. You didn't think I'd be that easy to get rid of did you?'

'Palms Read.'

Hello Spell

Why the chicken crossed the road.

"Hey, Mr. One Percenter, how about splurging every now and then and give me a cracker with baked Fontina cheese on it?"

You will soon embark on a long journey by foot...I can see your car being towed.

"Business is slow this month. I don't where I'll get the rent money!"

"This is a very bad omen...your check is going to bounce!"