Guilty Gourmets Mugs

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Ghostbasters 3

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"I'm a monster."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

French bread

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"I'd like seconds!"

Eating the Cocktail Olive

I Hate Alphabet Soup.

The Ghost of Food

"The I'm Going Off My Diet special comes with a side order of Guilt."

"Fiction or non-fiction?"

'The dietary exchange for this food is 3 days of unrelenting remorse.'

'...and even though the rest of us hate brussel sprouts, we thank you Lord for the food you've provided for us.'

'Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later.'

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

White Water Cookery

"There better not be anything in there about the lust of food."

Why the chicken crossed the road.

"Hey, Mr. One Percenter, how about splurging every now and then and give me a cracker with baked Fontina cheese on it?"