Mystery Suitcase Enthusiast Mugs

!Good news...We found your lost luggage...Well, actually the drug dog found it.'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Mysteries.

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'