Mystery Novel Fan Prints

Toxic Relationship

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."

"We met on-line and I promised to sweep you off your feet and take you far away."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'Bront?saurus.'

"Call me Ishmael."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

A spy

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

'He's been shot!'

Moby Dick.

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'I've been speed-reading this book - only took 15 minutes. It's about Russia.'

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Moby the Private Dick.

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"