Mystery Books Gifts

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Toxic Relationship

'I assure you, sir - all our whodunits are missing the last page.'

Hmm... I think I'm being shadowed...

"I've gathered you all here today, to find out who borrowed my Agatha Christie and never returned it."

"Superintendent, this seems to be the weapon used for the crime!"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Closing Laugh Mystery Publications

'Your pistol's useless, Watson - it's the Penguin of the Baskervilles!'

'Another dead squirrel, Lieutenant! What kind of madman are we dealing with here?!'

"After we read every e-mail ever written, I'm gonna start on that new Dan Brown novel."

'You got robbed'

Spy Thriller!

Crime section in a library.

Mystery

'If it's a mystery you're after, how about what the council are doing closing libraries?'

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

"So, who said you were not a good boy?"

Edgar Allen Poe

Barks in code.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know too much,'

Bermuda Triangles

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Joan Hickson

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.