Mystery Art Spy Pillows

Private Viewing

Dead Funny

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Art Plagiarism

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"I detect an accent – money?"

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

Private View.

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

I don't trust that guy.

"You forgot to read the small print Mr Burrows. My charges are ten pounds a letter and you have two hundred and thirty three on this page."

"Walking dead letter file."

'Cops and Rubbers.'

The Police Artist.

We discovered the original background during an x-ray. Ice cream.

'It looks fishy to me.'

"It's old Mister Banks, the wealthy, establishment art figure!"

"Looks like something was going on in the Stone Age that they didn't want the Bronze Age to know about."

"Bad news. It's a fake."

'Are you sure it's the original?'

Tax Office - Gotcha

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"

'This looks like the work of a surreal killer.'

C.V.-Mind your own business, "Welcome to the CIA."

Spying on the Football Match

Man puzzled by a question mark in a painting.

They spent ages trying to decide if the painting had, or had not, been vandalised.