Mystery And Crime Fan Mugs

Mafia Clowns.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Cat Burglar

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'You shouldn't knock them back so quickly.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Minority Report

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

Crime in bookshop

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

The evidence destroyed

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Mobsters at the Beach

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

Oliver Twist - Oliver Introduced to Fagin

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

Moses as a mobster.

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.