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'What sort of mix is she?'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Dog yoga

Love a Mutt

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

Mysteries.

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'