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'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Good, but not Great Danes.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Med School Mascots.

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

Johann Sebastian Bark.

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

'Why good dogs go bad.'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'Before I give you the bill,do you suffer from heart trouble, high blood pressure,or sudden shock syndrome?'

'What sort of mix is she?'

"Can this wait? I'll never live it down if my staff sees you henpecking me."

"So... do we take him to the hospital or the veterinary clinic?"

'Nothing but veggies...we gotta learn to read.'

Meditation for dogs

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

"I wonder if we will ever quell Johnson's maverick spirit?"

New economic realities force yet another corporate mascot to take a part-time sales job.

'...And that was the annoying mascot outside the fast food place in Nairobi.'

"He never fit in, so this is how he wanted to be remembered."

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

'Doctor, why are you dressed like that?...

I wonder if he can think.

'He loves his polka bark-along.'