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The captain had longe suspected the impending mutiny. But from who?

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

'It's a win-win, but a win-win-win would be better.'

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

"Here comes the other team...that's their coach, strength train, game strategist and sports psychologist."

"This better be important."

Member of two trade unions

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

Unison plans strikes

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva -- no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

"My mom's having a baby. That automatically moves me into a middle management capacity within the family infrastructure."

"I avoid stress by delegating it all to my staff."

Man with fly swat - Let the games begin.

'Why have you joined so many unions?'-'More chance to go on strike.'

I want you to give this project the same energy and enthusiasm you give the pools syndicate and the office lottery.

"This department needs to communicate more effectively and be more honesty with each other."

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

"Wow. This sucks."

Bowling Pin Strike

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'