Mutation Maven Mugs

"From now on we will name you Alpha, Beta, Gamma and Delta!"

Strainspotting

Omicron

Jack of all trades

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Ice skater

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

Man carrying his boss.

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Jerk Gene

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

"'Routine examination' were the only two words in the doctor's mind when he placed the stethoscope on..."

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Welcome to the uterus. Please be seated. Your mother will be with you in nine months.

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'Hmm...this new management fad is crazy enough that it might just work...'

'And Remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'