Mix-and-match Maven Mugs

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Multi-Tasking

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

The Working Mum

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Laptops

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

'I'm a wife, a daughter, a working mother...and you're asking me if I can MULTI-TASK???'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Would you like to meet Kate? She's an acceptable risk."

Cupid

Castle Efficiency

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

"Where's a fairy godmother when you need one?"

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Rocking Chairs

Before The Merger.

Multi-talented Multitasker.

"Effective client support requires an ability to multitask."