Mix-and-match Maven Mugs

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Multi-Tasking

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

The Working Mum

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."

Laptops

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

'The only way to survive these days is to diversify.'

'I'm a wife, a daughter, a working mother...and you're asking me if I can MULTI-TASK???'

"Don't worry, Howard. The big questions are multiple choice."

Categories are the key to organizing.

Cupid

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

Castle Efficiency

"Would you like to meet Kate? She's an acceptable risk."

'Work, school, soccer, shopping, aside from the occassional girl's night out, today's Mom doesn't have time to sit picking ticks and fleas.'

Rocking Chairs

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

Open-Plan Psychiatry

"Where's a fairy godmother when you need one?"

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

Before The Merger.

Multi-talented Multitasker.