Mustache Twirler Mugs

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Champagne Bubble

Ice Skater

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Friedrich Nietzsche

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Old School Mustaches

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Commuters dancing in the rain.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

A magician saws in half an octopus