Mustache Twirler Mugs

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Champagne Bubble

Ice Skater

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"If you want a balanced meal, you gotta plant in top soil, and rotate the crops."

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Friedrich Nietzsche

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Old School Mustaches

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and