Musketeers Admirer Mugs

Alexandre Dumas

Love a Mutt

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The rock caricature

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

History of Cartooning.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

He loves the water.

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Built and Built without a permit.

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Dog Weightlifting

The Rolling Bones

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"Why do you always wear pants?"

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

Now we wait for the show to begin!

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'Hey, guys, no 'one for all' tonight.'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Schwarzenegger flexes muscle for Californain Governor's race.

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"Good news is we killed the vampire. Bad news is he was actually our beloved town hero, Mosquito Man."

"HIs glutes, abs and pecs are ok, but his logos get me hot."

"Well, I guess that settles that."

"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."

"For me, Max. We're in public."