Musketeers Admirer Mugs

Alexandre Dumas

Love a Mutt

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

Built and Built without a permit.

Dog Weightlifting

The Rolling Bones

"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."

"The guy who wants to be my boyfriend has the body of a god - buddha."

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

The Three Billy Goats Buffed

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

Now we wait for the show to begin!

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'Hey, guys, no 'one for all' tonight.'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Schwarzenegger flexes muscle for Californain Governor's race.

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"HIs glutes, abs and pecs are ok, but his logos get me hot."

"You must be the only person in the country who doesn't want to know what those meerkats are advertising."

"For me, Max. We're in public."

"Well, I guess that settles that."

"Good news is we killed the vampire. Bad news is he was actually our beloved town hero, Mosquito Man."

Bull markets don't go up forever.