Musician In Denial T-Shirts

'You're howling off key again!'

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Middle-Age Superheroes

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

"You call this a mere bagatelle?"

"The president wants me to stay on as unemployed."

"Oh ... still putting on your makeup?"

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

'As usual, tech support is busy.'

"I can't sleep, I've just read the weather forecast and I'm afraid that Cliff Richard will sing again..."

'No, you may not give your answers a musical twist!'

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.

"Did you tune the clock radio to a rock station again?"

'I quit my job because I'm coming into money. Yep, I'm 4-6 weeks away from several rebate checks arriving.'

'He has Van Gogh's ear for music.'

'Why do I always lose at this interactive television fishing show!'

He's got a lousy voice!

"Same every year, he gets all tensed updreading the first radio blast of Slade's 'It's Christmas'..."

Music Hater.

Coming Sooner Than You Think.

'Nothing. Just sitting here watching Bob rehearse for 'American I Dull'.'

Minimal Chic.

"Wow. I need either new glasses or a new hairdo."

Shop assistant looking at woman wearing a hideous outfit while her shadow is sick in a bucket.

'Before we begin I need to inform you that the computers in this row are not working and some of the passwords are not being accepted by all the computers.'