Musical Trendsetter Gifts

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Hair Crop Circle

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Mac OS 20

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

The Design Artiste

Do you like my bling?

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."