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"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

"Google car."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"You left this on our ship."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"That'll be five bucks."

Jr. cloning kit

Rocking horse

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

That one has all the batteries!

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

The Rubber Ball Company

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Rocking Horse

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.