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"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

Santa Claus's Mail

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

The Rubber Ball Company

Rocking horse

Jr. cloning kit

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Future garbage truck driver.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Playdough's The Republic

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Rocking Horse

Child driving a toy car

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'At lone at last.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.