Musical Time Traveler T-Shirts

"I'll be Bach!"

"I like the old you better."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

You're listening to K-OLD the golden oldies station. Back in a few … Oldies? You listen to oldies? Of course. Sinatra! Neil Diamond! Metallica. Vanilla Ice. The world is dead to me. Neil who?

Early Baroque and Roll

' I thought I had discovered the next Bob Dylan playing in some small dive in New Jersey. Then I realized it was the old Bob Dylan.'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

Swing dancers.

Robert Schumann

Crumhorn

I love Baroque Music

"My opinion about modern music? Man, I thought they stopped making music when the Beatles broke up!"

Stephen Collins Foster

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Leslie Caron.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

The Missing Sock Returns

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Early model of baggage claim"

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''