Musical Time Traveler Mugs

"I'll be Bach!"

"I like the old you better."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Early Baroque and Roll

' I thought I had discovered the next Bob Dylan playing in some small dive in New Jersey. Then I realized it was the old Bob Dylan.'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

Swing dancers.

Robert Schumann

Crumhorn

I love Baroque Music

Stephen Collins Foster

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I don't know who you are!"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'