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"Suddenly, Jake realized he and his Mandolin had stumbled into a Ukulele pub."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

The Alpha Seltzer

"Eat my dust!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'Man...You age great!'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'The grudge match.'

The Sculptor

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Harbaugh bragging rights 2043...

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

The battle of the pianos.

'My husband wants to know if the sonogram can tell if the baby is a Red Sox or Yankees fan.'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"Oi - change that to Chelsea."

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors