Musical Rivalry Mugs

"Suddenly, Jake realized he and his Mandolin had stumbled into a Ukulele pub."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Eat my dust!"

The Alpha Seltzer

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'Man...You age great!'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

'The grudge match.'

The Sculptor

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know my limits, don't you?'

The battle of the pianos.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

Potential passenger being fought over by rival bus conductors